A short (and incomplete) list of David Irons’s I am not:
David Irons
Washington state politician whose own family calls “dishonest”, “devious”, “prone to violent outbursts”, and “totally unqualified”. Best of all, according to some sources (his mom) he used to beat…his mom.
Although I would also be totally unqualified for any political office in Washington State, I’ve never beat my mom nor have I ever been accused of such thing.
David
Irons Cornerback for the Atlanta Falcons.
I have very few athletic skills unless you put sitting on my couch, watching football and drinking beer in the "athletic skills" category.
David Irons
Author and antiques expert who wrote a series of books about antique pressing irons called “Irons by Irons”.
This ruined my plans to write a similarly titled series of books on golf clubs. In theory, I could still write a biography about the football player called “David Irons by David Irons.” I’d read that.
*Update*
David IronsOne of the world's foremost experts on oragutans
I have got to give this guy a shout-out. Not only does he have my name, he gets to hang out with orangutans all day. Right turn Clyde!
If you are looking for any of these guys you’ve come to wrong site, but you’re welcome to stay. Enjoy!
